how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
how i flirt: have you seen this tv show
How I flirt back: no but I’ll come watch it with you
I SHIP IT
Fun fact: I asked a boy if he watched Doctor Who, and he said, ‘No, I don’t, but I’ll watch it if you watch it with me.’ And now he comes over almost every day and we make out.
Fun fact: I asked a girl if she watched Doctor Who, she told that I was a nerd and then walked away…
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god