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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via sleep-now-and-forever)

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jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(Source: secret-paranoia, via whoviankayleigh)

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thestraggletag:

thestraggletag:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

(Source: cheekygeekymonkey, via theironlegion)

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"My favorite game is the one where I go to work and wish I wasn’t there, and then go home and wish I wasn’t there either."

Weese Jr. (via nevver)

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techniciantraveller:

skylark-in-the-park:

deadniggastorageunit:

lyriciss:

Genius.

Oh god I am delirious…. 

Hahaha!

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

(Source: esg233, via ruinedchildhood)

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rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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allonsyforever:

superwholockshop:

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abookwormcalledellie:

reelitin:

finnickcresta:

how i flirt: have you seen this tv show

How I flirt back: no but I’ll come watch it with you

I SHIP IT

Fun fact: I asked a boy if he watched Doctor Who, and he said, ‘No, I don’t, but I’ll watch it if you watch it with me.’ And now he comes over almost every day and we make out.

Fun fact: I asked a girl if she watched Doctor Who, she told that I was a nerd and then walked away…

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cchannette:

jwisser:

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vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via dutchster)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Darth Vader and his cat. [wallaby] (more behind the gifs)

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catsbeaversandducks:

When someone you don’t like hugs you.

Via BuzzFeed

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

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